mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

(via milliethefreak)

queenkirk:

She’s up all night to watch star trek
I’m up all night to watch star trek
We’re up all night to watch star trek

(Source: karlurbum, via twomoonslite)

nohomoujaku:

this is the straightest goddamn line i’ve ever freehanded in my entire life i want this framed and in the oval office this is going in my portfolio that is the single most geometric mathematical logical shit i’ve ever produced in all my years are you fuckin kidding me right now you could graph that shit and find its inverse and tell me whether or not it’s a function and i didn’t even fuckin touch the line tool glory hallelujah these hands may fail me often but they have NOT failed me today god bless america and to all a good night for today the skies have opened up and smiled down upon me

nohomoujaku:

this is the straightest goddamn line i’ve ever freehanded in my entire life i want this framed and in the oval office this is going in my portfolio that is the single most geometric mathematical logical shit i’ve ever produced in all my years are you fuckin kidding me right now you could graph that shit and find its inverse and tell me whether or not it’s a function and i didn’t even fuckin touch the line tool glory hallelujah these hands may fail me often but they have NOT failed me today god bless america and to all a good night for today the skies have opened up and smiled down upon me

(via twomoonslite)

elsatheiceangel:

You? A ten? On the PH scale maybe….. bc ur basic bitch

(via twomoonslite)

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via twomoonslite)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via sherlockbringthejam)

batdude:

if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women

(via sherlockbringthejam)

actuallyfandoms:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

oh pluto

(via nakedhowell)

(Source: collegehumor, via prodigious-nothings)

chesireclam:

actuallyatimelord:

pitchpipestarkid:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

animationfanatic:

thesmokinsmolder:

7:15 a.m.by Eumenidi

is this…. all the disney princesses in their dressing room getting ready in the morning to film their movies?? I want an au

this is sooooo cute!!!

lol look what belle’s reading

Seriously the longer you look the more you find.


IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION ELSA’S IN A THONG?

chesireclam:

actuallyatimelord:

pitchpipestarkid:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

animationfanatic:

thesmokinsmolder:

7:15 a.m.by Eumenidi

is this…. all the disney princesses in their dressing room getting ready in the morning to film their movies?? I want an au

this is sooooo cute!!!

lol look what belle’s reading

Seriously the longer you look the more you find.

IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION ELSA’S IN A THONG?

(via heaveneatschildren)

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